our-memories-defeat-us:

heckaharto:

vintage-katie:

Welcome to Camp Takota Tumblr

This genuinely made me laugh (particularly the last two)

Oh my god


justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

duprass42:

nippled:

I kinda wanna be in a gang but only like once and not even a real gang maybe one of those corny gangs that snap in sync and have choreographed dance movies 

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reimerboy:

this isnt bruins vs red wings this is the howard vs rask show 

sidmalkin:

what if there was a mock playoffs for the teams that didn’t make the actual stanley cup playoffs do you ever think about that

wtfbruins:

MY MOM MADE ME DRIVE HER TO POTLE IN THE MIDDLE OF LAST PERIOD AND I WAS DOING 80 IN A 35 AND I RAN LIKE 3 STOP SIGNS AND WE WERE GOING DOWNHILL AND IT WAS REALLY CURVY AND I WAS LIKE BRAKES ARE FOR PPL WHO DON’T HAVE A PLAYOFF GAME TO GET BACK TO AND THEN MY MOM ASKED WHY I WAS GOING SO FAST AS SHE CLUTCHED ONTO THE DOOR HANDLE AND I WAS LIKE BECAUSE IT’S THE CUUUUUUPPPPPPP


(Source: lanadelcoast)


bostonice:

flybymars:

Phoebe was smooth as fuck

GUYS ITS JIM CRAIG

(Source: starbuckara)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

  • Stays up to watch double overtime: Because it's the Cup
  • Paints on fake beard: Because it's the Cup
  • Buys 88320694 things of merch: Because it's the Cup
  • Eats a gallon of Ben & Jerry's: Because it's the Cup
  • Skips class: Because it's the Cup
  • Commits murder: Because it's the Cup

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

advice for new hockey fans

bruins-babe:

  • dont
  • stop
  • back out while you can
  • abort mission